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Are men really scared of independent women? Should I loan my friend money? Why bother stopping at lemonade stands?
Veteran radio personality Dave Ryan is here to tackle these burning questions and more. Armed with his signature self-deprecating wit and real talk he's here to help you maneuver the world's attempts to throw you off your game.
Take a Shower Show Up On Time and Don't Steal Anything is the perfect manual on how to be an adult. Filled with pearls of wisdom that will save you from catching a bad case of foot-in-mouth disease this is a book that every twenty-something should swear by and every fifty-something should keep close.
From terrible jobs to being bad in bed to the courtesy flush these are lessons Dave learned the hard way-so you don't have to.
Dave Ryan grew up in Colorado Springs Colorado where he was a mediocre student was chosen last in gym class and never quite made Eagle Scout. Only upon discovering his love for radio did Dave make an effort at something for the first time in his life. Dave has worked in radio in his hometown Las Vegas Nevada Columbus Ohio and Phoenix Arizona where he was fired twice in two years. He came to Minneapolis in 1993 to host the morning show on 101.3 KDWB in 1993. The Dave Ryan Show is now heard around the world on iHeartRadio and is one of the most recognized and respected in the radio industry. Dave is a pilot a MENSA member an avid motorcyclist a snowboarder and a four-time marathon finisher. He's also very judgmental a chronic yo-yo dieter and often spits when he talks. He has four kids and lives in Chanhassen Minnesota with his wife his youngest son and one too many pets.