"Fine, I have premature evocaculation. Happy now?" the gnome sighs.
"Premature… what's that?" Wilhilm asks. He has never heard of anything like that before.
"Premature evocaculation. It means, I release my magic accidentally, prematurely, if I'm under stress."
The EyeStone is the latest gnomish gizmo taking Tiringar by storm—as a modified version of a communication stone, the EyeStone allows people to share what they think and do with everyone else. The wizard Wilhilm Grindtosser accidentally rises to fame, when his magic goes awry and all of Tiringar can see it. However, the EyeStone comes with rather inconvenient side effects: spontaneous combustion, ominous shadows, and a tendency to dramatically whisper at inopportune moments.
Teaming up with his unruly and unpredictable friends, Wilhilm races against time to uncover the dark truth behind the EyeStone. Their quest pits them against an old nemesis whose diabolical plan could annihilate the world—just when there's a new restaurant in town they'd really like to visit.
Cearnach Grimm is an author of fantasy and science fiction. He worked as an international journalist for more than ten years, writing more than 1,500 articles on things like rabbit breeding and Egyptian tombs. But, above all, he believes in the health benefits of chocolate cake.
"With quirky humor and a unique cast of characters, this novel delivers a lighthearted yet thrilling tale of friendship, danger, and the quest to save the world from an old nemesis." — Amazon Reviewer, amazon.com
"This is a fun mix of modern and medieval and you can't help but root for Wilhilm. It's very entertaining but there is a dark side. I loved the chapter titles!" — Denise McLaughlin, NetGalley.com
"Craving of the Sands is a must-read for fans of fantasy adventures. Cearnach Grimm has crafted a story that is as humorous as it is thrilling, with rich world-building and a unique take on modern technology in a medieval setting. The novel's inventive plot, memorable characters, and satirical edge make it a standout addition to the genre." — Corentin Lebigot, NetGalley
"This is a great thumbing-of-the-nose to social media. It is an hilarious romp through the Middle Ages with an enjoyable team of misfits." — Steve Nelson, NetGalley
"This book is a fantastic blend of humor and action. I loved the playful banter between the characters. The story is creative and full of surprises." — Amazon Reviewer, Amazon.com
